Hello, COPYCAT.

*judges both of them* "Not my problem."

wassup!!!!

(Pretend is daydreamer acc) What are you doin'??? :D

"Oh Californiaaaaa~~!" *Knocks on door aggressively*

"'GET OUT-

"Nope!" *Evil ass grin* (u or me alabama fam?)

(oh shit forgot I'm on meteor god help

( you im not doing them

(pretend es Florida)

(lol kk XD does in chaos)

*he opens the door, standing at the doorwaay*

*Mischievous grin* "Hi, California-"

"What's good? >:)"

"nothing right now.""

"So, what did dad ever say about me biting you?" *Mischievous as all FUCK-*

"your grounded, flory. thats what he said,"

"....That's it? PFFT- Like i'm listening to that SHIT."

"Tell it how it IS, Florida!!"

"Thank you for the encouragement-" *Heart to Alabama w/ finger <3*

(Cali just be like: 1, ALABAMA, STOP ENCOURAGING HIM- 2, You two are siblings...)

(I'M LEARNING HOW TO BE SPICY-)

(It is capital sensitive.)

HAHAHHAHEHEHEHEHEH-

(U better give him back.)

(Ima grab my florida acc)

(Nyehehehheheheheh)

("I scawry alligator rawr")

florida, how did you get sentences for drawing ALREADY??

>:> Idk >:)

(Lets just pretend florida just also bit someone- w/ alligator teeths ;v; bc i bit someone ;v;)

Oh.. My ... Lord..

NYEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE-

WHY WOULD YOU-

BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT!! >X33!!

... s i g h ...

I have the urge to bite California.....

PLEASE DONT-

But I really wanna though......

*Is just looking at California like he's hunting prey-*

CALIFORNIA WATCH OUT-

(Hey u wanna BORROW the california acc? :3)

(URE

lol kk hodl up-)

bathroom)

([email protected] pass is same as always :/)

( ITS NOT LETTING ME

(why.)

( I DONT KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW

(POk. copy paste dis and add @gmail.com for email, and don't for pass. CALIFORNIAISNICETOTHEHOMELESS )

9bathroom)

(back-)

(i put two @'s...

(lol ok ;-;)

(anygayssss-)

*Just fucking pounces on California*

"RAWR-"

(Paking up-)

" AH- "

(Proceeds to grab my florida acc-)

IF U HATE COMMUNISM, I NEED UUUUU- https://clubcreator.com/team/anticommunism_2)

IF U HATE COMMUNISM, I NEED UUUUU- https://clubcreator.com/team/anticommunism_2)

i don't use procreate ;v;

I don't use ibs ;>

(Out of character; LOVE IS L I E !! HOPE IS A H O L E !! TRUST IS THE TRAP THAT TOOK MY S O U L ! ! FAMILY IS F A K E!! HATRED IS H O M E! GETTING ABANDONED IS ALL I'VE K N O W N ! I'VE TRIED, I'VE TRIED TO BE PERFECT, BUT I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE I DESERVE IT!! I HAVE TRIED, TRIED TO UNLEARN IT!! BUT I AM WIRED, I'M WIRED FOR WORTH...Less....)

(Out of character; I get over...WHELMED, so easily! My anxiety! Creeps insid eof me, when I try to speak..!! what's come over me feels like i'm somebody else..!!)

(out of character: The voices in my head, keep on telling me to stay! If I pull the trigger now, then the demons go away....)

(Out of character; Yeah I wake up every morning with my head up in a daze I'm not sure if I should say this, fuck, I'll say it anyway!! Everybody tries to tell me that I'm going through a phase I don't know if it's a phase, I just wanna feel okay, yeah!! I battle with depression, but the question still remains Is this post-traumatic stressing or am I suppressing rage? And my doctor tries to tell me that I'm going through a phase Yeah, it's not a fucking phase, I just wanna feel okay, okay?! Yeah, I struggle with this bullshit every day!! And it's probably 'cause my demons simultaneously rage It obliterates me, disintegrates me, annihilates me!!!!!!!!!! 'Cause I'm about to break down, I'm searching for a way out I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believe!!!!!!!!!!!!!r I'm a popular, popular monster I break down, falling into love now with falling apart I'm a popular, popular monster!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

(Out of character: I got wasted cuz i didn't wanna deal with myself tonight...My thoughts get drowned until I feel alright....I keep drinking till i'm someone I don't recognize..!! I got WASTED...)

(ooh out of character but nirvana!!: I'm not like them, but I can pretend...the sun is gone...But I have a light...The day is DONE....But I'm havin' fun...I think i'm DUMB, or maybe just HAPPY.....Think i'm just HAPPY.... (About drinking and hangovers!))

oh crap-

))

? GIMME YOUR NUMBER.

GRRRR

Nien ;))

(Email: [email protected] - Password: Imperialism)

:D)

(yay-)

(I love how the commie said 'ur gonna regret that, nazi" and just the nazi 'I know.")

(SIGHTS** OMG-)

*humming some japanese song, just under a sakura tree.*

*Is just walking and then, she crosses paths with Melona.* "M-Melona...?"

? ???? (yes?)

(lol it wont let u do japanese-)

(goddangit. yk whst ima do the sound ver then

*Confusion* "...Uhm....Wasn't expecting to see you here..."

?this is a sakura tree.. i didnt know they existed in israel.? (theyre in israel

(LOL THEY'RE IN THANATO'S FATHER'S LAND XDDD Omg he would be so nice fr tho and lol) "...Yes, they do...Very few though...We used to have more, but the Palestinian and Israeli crisis got most of them cut down for weapons..." (IRL there is a war between Palestine and Israel rn-)

?ah.. let me hade it then..? (are country humans allowed to have piwers?

(No.)

(oh okay then* *he pulls out a sakura sapling and plants it 5 feel away from the other one.*

(They don't ;-; I don't like taht idea because it's every fandom ever. Aftons: Powers, FNAF in general: Dead souls, technically have powers, i mean, HELL regretevator technically has powers! I mean, they have gnarpy :>)

"....How did you find where I was..?"

?what-? i just want to visit israel.. to get out a bit, yknow??

".....Oki..! ... well, I mean it's funny considering this IS my father's land and just down a bit further is greece, which my land isn't too far from here..."

*this time, he had a pink parasol.*

"Did your mother give you that..?'

?oh yes, of course! more cultural things that just.. make me look elegant.?

*Pauses and speaks quietly* ".....I like it......"

?why thank you! i could get you one!?

"...Oh, uhm, it's fine..." *Looking into the distance, somewhere toward the northwest*

?no i insist! ill make you a fan! ooh! youre pan, right??

"Uh, yes,,,But really, i'm fine..." (IS INTERESTING! https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2024/3/22/israels-war-on-gaza-live-the-choice-is-clear-a-2-state-solution IS LIVE!!)

(.....Over 1000 missiles.....)

(From Russia to Ukraine....)

(oh dear god...)

(Biggest attack from russia in 2 years of war....)

say w h a t :D)

(You read that...)

(I STAND WITH UKRAINE!!!!! STAND WITH ISRAEL AND UKRAINE!!!!!)

(anyway back to rp..)

(me liking russia and having a neutral feeling about ukraine)

(NEIN!! Read the real information on the war. Russia's bad. In the real world. rly bad. countryhumans just makes it feel better, but it's bad. really bad. Millions of ukrainians are dying...)

(ANYWAY!!)

(rp)

*he pulls out a pan flag* ?toru!? (take)

"....Well, I don't really need it....."

?its okay! i have one too!? *he pulls out a closed fan, he then opens it, and its a bi fan*

"I knwo, but I just....Fine...." *Eventually just takes it and glances to the northwest again, for about 3 minutes, just staring in that direction.*

?hm? Nani o mitsumete iru nodesu ka?? (what are you staring at?)

"....Just missing my mum...." *Is referring to greece*

??we.. we can go to greece-?

"I mean, I think she'll see us...She gets very curious and talkative with new people....she's also...uhm...kind of mostly athletic and the opposite of elegant..." (Greece is the tomboy adoptive mother-)

(also if we do that, u wanna do greece or shud I?)

?oh- well, shes freindly, right? no one needs to look pretty to have a beautiful personality!? (REAL ADVICE!!!)

"She's nice...But, talkative..." (OMG StOP KNOWING mEEEEEE-)

(gimme greece im talkitive as all hell

(kk, shes the kidn, kind of energetic, wears black athletic shorts and a cropped shit with a star cut out in it. She has a braid and is very athletic. She has many rock climbing walls in her house and she likes climbing mountains. She's the person who'll backflip 6 times to get somewhere.)

(Kind*)

(SO ME FR!! MAKE ME AN ACCOUNT RN

(i finally figured out who i am as a countryhuman

(who and kk)

(GREECE..)

(user and pass r same, Email: [email protected] Password: GreekTomboy. I even found the best pfp drawn lol)

(also im slow fuck off-)

(Oki this acc back :D)

k got it down)

(so ima timeskip 4 this- btw the only powers they CAN have is having wings 2 fly and teleporting, so they teleported to Greeces house and Greece is parkouring around her livingroom lol bc she would have stuff to parkour jump and bars to swing on to get on platform bc their extra sometimes-)

*chilling in her place*

(Like they would have wood planks and sticks in the wall so she could parkour-)

*jogging with headphones on*

*melona and Thanatos just teleport to Greece's house and just speaks while she's parkouring-* "Hi mom-"

*takes off headphones* ?huh? oh! oh honey! OMG!! IS THAT JAPANS KID!? Nice to meet you, im Thanatos?s mom, Greece!? melona: hello miss-

"Momm, she just got here..-"

?I understand that- but new people! you know how i feel about them!?

( ?plus, ive wanted to marry japan for a while /j? )

"I know how you feel about everything...- You know how i feel about people in general..."

(LOL OMG-)

(first off, its not a bad idea, and THANATOS AND MELONA CAN BE SIBLINHS

(No bc i dont ship dat tho =>=)

(i can imagine japan and greece being the zesty besties

(LOLLLLL OMGGGG-)

(like, their just in the backround dancing with eachother , one of them has a rose in their mouth, and thanatos is just like ?mom stop..? and melona: ?MOTHER CAN I JOIN!?? )

(Omg i wonder how tanatos would react to just imperial japan appearing before them just "HI-" and wud use her wings to dart over and hug melona and then she would see thanatos and bc imperial japan reacts really energetically to her child-Japan-and Melona. im wo- WHAT WoUlD HAPPEN IF TANATOS MET USSR AND NAZI GERMANY!!??!?!?!)

(okay, but i also claim japan and imperial japan. THE JAPAN FAMILY IS MYN!!!

(LOLLL- wait but imperial japan alreayd exists in this group??)

(Japan doesn't)

(But imperial does. )

( i can ask the fascist if u can borrow the acc??)

YEs.. ASK HER IF I CAN HAVE IT..

(i literally have a toy that vibrates now)

(kk and afk)

(afk aswell

(done ss at top will be deleted when i give acc-)

*COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD*

*Confused but scared, ded, angel, jew, capitalist democrat noises-*

?konichiwa!! :3?

"Antio sas-" (Good bye- in greek)

?oh dont worry, im- WHERES MY GRANDCHILD?

"Quiet down a bit, please..."

?where. is. my. MAGO.? (grandchild in japanese)

"Calm down- I think she ran?"

?no, he couldnt have. MY DAUGHTER HAS BEEN TELLING ME THINGS.?

*is so confused* "I-I don't- know???"

*confused fascist gradmother*

?GREECE WHERE TF IS MY KID!?? GREECE: ?IMPERIAL!??

*proceeds to look around the room and finds him in a corner* ?AHHHH!!! BBY!! OMG, I SAW YOU WHEN YOU WERE A BABY, LOOK AT HOW MUCH YOUVE GROWN!!? *proceeds to hug melona* melona: ?hi grandma-?

*Jewish noises bc hates the axis powers bc they with the nazis-*

(was texting friends smth u can see above if u want-)

melona: im pretty sure shes harmless? ?hai. i have no reason to attack anymore.? (hai is quite literally YES)

Good- Hey, how's the Nazi in the afterlife??

?ah.. USSR fights with communism, sometimes i try to create peace by getting everyone to let loose, drink a bit of booze, next you know, russias dad is dancing on the bar counter.?

*Deepest inhale to exist* 'Yeah, typical of the soviet."

"What about G E R M A N Y ' S FATHER-"

?? next thing you know.. THERE MAKING OUT-

*Covers mouth* "OH DEAR G O D -"

(afk

Sweet. Hi lu's alt here bc I'm on this rn for smth-

Im texting my commie friend rn <3

COMMIE!!

Hi. What- I'm busy-

What time is it down there?

7:43?AM...Why? You woke me up by typing 50 states that rhyme into my texts and spamming me with capitalism stuff-

:33 Sorry not sorry <3

Also, just asking. 10:45 for us in G E O R G I A-

The country in E U R O P E ?

Also, Mabel, cool drawing. Yes ik ur irl name, I used to go to white oak and also lunah bailynn Coates told me-

English: No

Spanish: No

German: Nien

Russian: Het (Nyet)

French: non

Estonian: Ei

Finnish: Well

Swedish: Nej

Japanese: Of

Italian: No

Hungarian: Woman

Ok stop now

Portuguese: At the

Icelandic: Nei

Polish: Yeah (NO?!??!?!)

Czech: Ne

Indonesian: TIDAK

Norwegian: Nei

Serbian: He

Danish: ingen

Belarusian: Niama

Ukrainian: Nemaye

Oki i'm done now.

FINALLY-

Dude, that was stressing me out.

Suck it, I need to pack up, Au revoir!

Poka...Suka blyat....

Oh my god-

you want it?? >:)

Kind of ;-;

good morning!! mom and dad sent me and america an easter basket- were going give the basket to americas kids-

Cool-

Wtf-

(So funny story, we might get a third member having accs on this club-)

(So funny story, we might get a third member having accs on this club-)

(Her name is MALLORY-)

(Everyone calls her mal)

(She has an obsession with China and some communist countries- - China, Laos, and Vietnam are the communists she likes and might make accs for-)

(Guten tag- Hallo- Hola- Hi- Priviet- Buenes Noches, bonjour-)

(yeh hi i'm mal)

(La commie :L)

(LISTEN, COMMUNISM HAS A MORE REASONABLE APPROACH!! People can't fight your rule, you have power, more financial success, THEN EVERYONE PUTS AN EMBARGO ON YOU-!! ;-;)

(First communist to ever become a friend ;-;)

(OH, AND SHE HAS A FRIEND WhO SUPPORTS THE N A Z I S >:<)

(Listen, you're capitalist, I'm communist, my friend is fascist, what do you want dude.)

(Mate fascism is bad.)

(IK u hate them, but for the sake of fascism, and for the sake of Italian Empire and Imperial Japan, can I invite them.)

(Fine because I secretly love Nazi Germany in countryhumans hes so short and skrunkly- ><)

(HELLLOOOOOOOOO~~~~!!!)

(U did the goofy fascist first lol)

(Also hello Hitler II)

(hi jew)

(Ima get the stubborn fascist acc now-)

(Yeah, im going to make Laos and I'm going to sleep :/ bye-)

(Confused politician communist done! Oki gn! :D)

(Fuckin slay also stubborn imperialist done. Honestly i'm getting tired gn. also, now all we need is the USSR lol- but commie doesn't wanna ;-;)

(OMG mabel's gonna come back on and say the exact same thing she said when I made all 50 states. when I did that "I left for 1 day..." Her when she finds this: "I LEFT, FOR ONE N I G H T -)

AAHH- *fucking having another panic attack, as his face is cracking more*

(Bus) *Realization* CANADA11 *Shakes him*

(!!*)

?Ah- huh-..?

"You, panicking, stop."

AHHHH THE SEPARISTS ARE GOING TO TRY- I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE- I CANTICANTICANTICANT *his face starts cracking, as hes pulling his hair*

(Haha pretned germany's in class and russia's late as all hell bc im stll not @ school yet)

I'm running lattteeeeeeeee-

(IM STILL NOT AT SCHOOOLLLL-)

(Said at 9:00 AM)

(Apparently cant come until 10 ;-;)

FINALLY IM HERE-

? *sigh.* UHH RUSSIAH!!!

Listen, they bomb me, I bomb them, thats how this works.

nah, i have stuff to ask. *he says, pulling out a clipboard, listed with all the theorys of russia*

Wait, what-?

FIRST! do you hate america!!

U-Uh? Yes??

*he checks it*

*steals the ushanka* ?kay MINE NOW :D?

"HEYYYY- GERRRR!!!" *Blushing but angy Russia noises-*

?ooh, comfy :>?

*Doesn't really wanna argue because he looks cute in it.* "F-Fine, you can keep it for now..."

?yay!!! also, here!!? *puts his glasses on russia- WELL.. TRIES.. (hes so short smh..)

*Literally bend down a bit so he can put them on him-*

?there you go!! :D time to go put on my other pair cause now i cant see nothing.. anywho, what does it look like now??

".................MMMmmmmmmmmm................This is weird ;-;" *Isn't used to wearing glasses*

?yeah, i can guess your eyes are crossing over.? *looks at his hair* ?oh my gorsh?

"What?"

?you have. THE MOST HAIR. IVE EVER SEEN.?

"It's not that much....Podozhdi, eto...?" (Podozhdi, eto = Wait, is it..? in Russian)

?it is and i love it? lemme go get a stool real fast.? *3 minutes later hes back with a stool, he puts it behind russia, gets on it, and starts braidng his hair.*

*Doesn't even care nor does he resist. He just is about to laugh because of the fact Germany needs a stool to do it.* "Pfft- Short- PFFFTTT-"

?oh my god, shush.. PLEASE.. its not my fault your tall-?

"Nor is it my fault you're short- Fucking 5'4- PFFTT-"

?YOURE SIX FEET, 3 INCHES AND 2 CENTIMETERS, AND ITS NOT FAIR-?

"HAHAHHAHAhAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- I got it from my father-" *Just is dying of laughter so much he has literal tears in the corner of his eyes.*

?shut up..? *he says, as he finished braiding, and he started putting clips in his hair, one of thrm was a russian flag clip, like how he had a german flag clip*

"Haha...I still love you though-" *Realizes what he just said and still just flustered even though he already confessed, but he's still easily flustered so just hides face in hands since Germany has his ushanka.*

?oh my, seems like the big and bad russia gets all flustered.? *he said, while he was also a flustered idiot.*

"Oh, hush, you..." *Muffled from burying face in hands.*

?can i stylize your ushanka btw??

"How do you mean?"

(if you see question marks, its quotes when rping and when not, its emojis or parantisis)

(Ik lol)

?pins, beads, whatnot-?

?i have an entire collection of flag pins, also pride pins.?

"Mmm....Okay, just not too much....That ushanka has some form of sentimental value. But I will admit, it is blank minus the star."

?kk!!? *he gets off the stool and puts it away in the bathroom, he quickly goes to his room, and brings out his flag pin collection and pride pins, and a box with a label ?other? its most likey more pins.*

*Doesn't rly care and just watching him carefully-*

*he takes off the ushanka and carefully opens the fag one, he pulls the russia pin out, and you soon realize he has a pin of every flag.*

(OMG NOT THE TYPOOO-)

(HAH HELP IM JUST NOW REALIZING

(anyway..) *he puts the russia pin on, he then closes the flag box, and opens the pride one, he puts the gay flag pin on there, he also decorates it with a cat pin and a heart.*

*Slight smile for once in his life-* (WOW, RUSSIA SMILES WITHOUT BEING A DICK/BEING AMUSED AT SOMEONE ELSE'S PAINNNN-)

?aww, he smiles. you look good when your smiling!!? *he says, as he runs off to try to find a bracelet*

*Just no response except blushing alot and hiding hands in face,*

*he comes back with a germany. bracelet, and a russia bracelet, he gives him the german one.*

*Polite for no reason* "Thank you..." *Realizes his just was polite.* "Wait- No-"

*proud bf* ?:D?

*hes just too excited about this matching bracelets thing and doing cute little things like styling shit* (afk

*hes just too excited about this matching bracelets thing and doing cute little things like styling shit* (afk

*hes just too excited about this matching bracelets thing and doing cute little things like styling shit* (afk

*hes just too excited about this matching bracelets thing and doing cute little things like styling shit* (afk

*Just rolls eyes and gets a notification on his phone. He gets his phone from his jacket pocket and reads the message.* "Ooh!" *Is suddenly interested in his phone.*

(kkk)

*hes just too excited about this matching bracelets thing and doing cute little things like styling shit*

*Busy on his phone-*

?huh-?

"Nothing you need to worry about. Texting China." *rapid phone typing*

??? *sliwntly looks over shoulder*

*Is just having a random conversation about bombs being need to go boom boom ukraine-*

*he smacks the phone out of his hand* ?NOH- D:<?

"HEYYY- I need more weapons thoughhh ;-; It's either I text China, or I text India..!!"

?i said. IF. YOU. NEED. WEAPONS. COME. TO. ME.?

"But China has more poweerrr!!"

?right.. but i also have nuclear bombs. and battle axes, and miniguns, and spy tech, and-?

?ooh, and the spy gadgets are my favorites!! theres lipstick guns, and guns disguised as watchs.. ooh! lets not forget about the umbrella gun!?

"Your GDP is 3,867.05 euros. ($4.4 trillion USD) China's GDP is 16,222,063,500,000.00 euros. (17.73 trillion USD). Soooo-"

*Shows proof on phone.*

??why must you people belittle me like this when i have SUCH GOOD OPTIONS!??

"..China currently has 410 nuclear weapons. You have,,, 20."

"SORRY, China has 500!!"

*shows more proof on phone*

?22, actually.?

"China has...Exactly 513." (Actually facts lol)

?you have weapons of your own right.?

*Slightly smirking* "5,583 are nuclear weapons...."

*grabs his shirt so he bends down, he quickly shakes his shoulders* ?IF YOU HAVE THAT MUCH THEN WHY THE LITERAL MUSHROOMS ARE YOU ASKING FOR OTHERS!??

"...Because I don't wanna use NUCLEAR weapons-??? Wait-" *Pauses and types something in google.* "HAHAHAH!! UKRAINE DOESN'T HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONs!!"

*texts ukraine*

"What are you doing?"

?NOTHING!? *tries to run*

"NNOONONONOONONOON, VERNITES' SYUDA!!" (VERNITES' SYUDA = GET BACK HERE!!!)

*Faster than him and just grabs the back his shirt, yanks him back and snatches the phone, seeing what he was doing* "Woowww..."

?NEIN! Du wirst mich nie lebendig nehmen.? (NO! YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!?

(Id ont need a translation from u, if anything u need it from me i understand german lawls)

(Also-) "O, no u menya uzhe yest', Germaniya!" (Oh, but I already have, Germany!)

?NEIN!!! NIENNEINNEIN-? *he runs into a dead end*

"Come on, just give up, i'm not gon' do anythin'-" *Realizes he sound like America-* "What the fuc- FUCK, I SOUND LIKE AMERICA, OH GOD-"

*SCREAMS IN GERMAN*

"Okay, OW-" *Covers ears*

*SCARED FOR HIS LIFE AND BLUSHING BC HES BEING CORNERED RN*

*just backs up* "Begone-....Uh-" *Accidentally forgets Germany's name* "UHHHHH...."

?yo wassup homies im back woth the milk-?

"UH- Hi- Where did you come from-???"

*IS SO CONFUSED-*

?w a l m a r t : D ?

"Why were you at WALMART?????"

? m i l k ? ?

"W h y ?"

?CAUSE IM STILL SINGLE LIKE A FUCKING PRINGLE WITH NO ONE TO MINGLE!! AND I BROUGHT THE MILK TO CELEBRATE RUSGER!!?

'Uh- Get out of my love life- ;-;"

"Wait, aren't you with Canada?"

? n o . :)?

?UH YEAH SORRY-?

?I WAS GONNA INVITE AUSTRALIA.?

"Lol, bitch forgot about their boyfriend-"

?? LISTEN WITH YOU BOMBING ME.. I UH..?

*Pauses* "Please don't invite ANY of the English speakers-"

??. A M E R I C A!!-?

"NYET-" (Ima make America spawn on having their name called-)

? wassup mate :]?

*Deep Russian inhale* "Nyet."

?NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!?

? Warum sind alle bei uns zu Hause..?

"I want to go back to Moscow now" ;-; (They in Berlin rn lol)

"Ya ne znayu!! ;-;"

(I dont' know!!)

*everyone else dissapears but them*

?well then.?

"Well, that's- Something- Yay silence! Now I have silence to plot about bombing ukraine more!"

?Und dann verderbe ich alles, indem ich etwas Dummes sage, wie ?Ich liebe dich.? what what..?

*Proceeds to bite nails and one starts bleeding.* "Yebat'!" (Fuck!)

?nein..?

"Da."

? Nein, du s??er Idiot. H?R AUF, AN DEINEN N?GELN ZU KAUEN...?

?Nein, du suzer Idiot. HOR AUF, AN DEINEN N?GELN ZU KAUEN...

"NYET!!"

wenn ihr die ukraine totet, wird kanada allein sein. er wird auch euch toten, und das passiert, wenn ihr auf euren nageln beizt.?

"Chto by ni! Mne vse ravno!" (Whatever! I don't care!)

"Es ist mir nicht egal."

"I ya ne!" (Nor do i!)

?Ich muss noch diesen Aufsatz f?r die Arbeit schreiben, nicht nur das, und den Papierkram und die Akten ausf?llen, ich muss diesen Bericht schreiben...? *starts randomly listing what he needs to do in german.*

*Realizes his going back into work mode* "Ah, ah, ah!! Nyet. You need rest."

?NEIN! i have a lot to do, and very.. VERY LITTLE TIME!?

"How much time do you have?"

?3 days.?

"Thats enough time." (BTW Russia is always late. On everything. At school, hes failing all 6 classes and he has 76 missing assignments in total. He also gets projects and tests done at the last minute-)

?no, its not- IF I TURN THIS IN LATE, ILL BE TARDY-?

"Meh, oh well. You can get it done the day of, it's finnee. You don't need to do it NOWwww.."

?I NEED TO GET TO MY OFFICE- RUSSLAND LET ME GOOOOO-? (russias currently holding him by his wrist, because hes trying to go be a workaholic*

"NYET!! REST!!"

?NEIINNNNNNN-? *after like five minutes he just s l e p *

*Is content now*

*and russias just carrying him now.* (you have two choices, if still feeling gay, you can just let the bby sleep in his arms, or if not, let him carry him to his room)

(I RLY AM BUT I Just MIGHT NEED To tiMeskIP BC IT BE QUIET UNTIL HE WAKES ACK UP-)

*he just wakes up to himself in his lap on the couch, and he just keeps his eyes closed, pretending to still be asleep*

*still just holding Germany, but is sitting on a couch, kind of cradling him like a baby*

*he turns over* ?hi :]?

*Does rly care and is also on phone, but looks away from the phone and actually looks at Germany when speaking to him* "Priviet."

*his eyes are fucking sparkling, and also, a gasp* ?eye contact!!? *smiling*

"Da? And?"

?your eyes are pretty! youre pretty :>?

*Russian flustredness and just hides face with hand, still holding onto Germany with one arm*

*he sits up, and without warning kisses him on the cheek*

*Pauses and just loading for a second. Then just turns completely red and microwave noises*

*Also buries face in hands*

*he moves his hands and puts his hand on his cheek, before kissing him on the lips*

*So fucking flustered, but still no struggle and just lets it happen*

*he eventually puts his tongue in his mouth* (tini but top fr

(Should I jump off of the 10 foot buildinf im on?)

(no-)

(also lol) *Still just going with the flow and somehow is a REALLY good kisser liek wtf-*

(I may or may not be at a rave??)

(omfg..)

(Plz stay tho bc if i lose contact w/ ppl i just- murder <3)

(May or may not be drunk now btw-??)

(oh,

(well uh.. still feel gay

(;-; lord help me- funny story, im drunk on Vodka so am dumbass rn :P)

(I mean i do still feel gay tho lols)

( o h)

(OH!! cool)

(ANYWAYYY-)

*he continues to french kiss hi, he holds the kiss for like 3 seconds.*

*When Germany finally lets go, Russia is out of breath somehow, because he has no air at this point-*

?heh.. cute.?

*so fucking red* "You're lucky I love you,,,:

(..."* btw)

? im very lucky.. ? *he says before he makes out with him again*

*Soft moan and just red as fuckkkk*

*he ends up pinning him over on the couch, going crazy* ?mmh..?

*Runs out of breath really fast-*

*he stops the kiss, licking his lips*

*Just heavy breathing*

*he smirks, cuddling up against hi,.*

*Face is so fucking red*"The worst part is....You're a really fucking good kisser..."

?thanks :]?

(I SWEAR TO FUJICK IM ABT TO MAKE GERMANY ON GACHA ONLINE

*Eye roll* "And now everyone's gonna know we're dating and Amerika's gonna make fun of me for it more than he ready doesss-" (Okeh, just stay on :3)

okay-

(I have the urge to just- Russia: "I got a party to go to." Germany: "I'm coming" Russia: "Fine" Both: *Go to party* Russia: *Drunk as all hell* Germany: *Annoyed angy who has to deal w/ the drunk-*)

(Proceeds to watch All Quiet on the Western Front - ww1 vid - to help genocidal insticts kick in-0

Why-??

(Bus ;-;)

The communists r plotting ;-;

Oh! and Japan's here

And Mongolia

And Hong kong

And taiwan

mainly aisan countries ;/

asian**

And Japan wont SHUT UP about her DAMN yaoi

EAST asian-

?im right here,?

Privet- I'm tired ;-;

? dont you have to take care of your brother??

Yeah, no, i give up ;-;

That..A B O M I N A T I O N ;-;

(EEEEEE!! MY WIKI PAGE I MADDEEE!!!! Lemme know iff u want proof bc i can prove it lol.)

( https://customcountryhumans.miraheze.org/wiki/Neona )

?yeesh, glad i domt habe siblings..?

?yeesh, glad i domt habe siblings..?

I have THREE111

(Im tired ill be baack at 11:00 PM or 12:00 AM lols)

???

( hate how it ?s everything ;-;)

im here.

Hey, would u believe me if I said Ukraine's kind of angry, like I made them snap, and she's chasing me with a nuclear weapon..??

(THEY'RE*** Sry forgot uki is gender neutral lol)

? call canadah-

I don't wanna right now he'll lecture me DUMBASS-

I ~Evaporated~

ae

"ready to go to 5th period together??

'HELL Y E A H !!"

"Also, I dunno why they trusted ME to work with computers ;/"

Hiiiiiiii- (Omg i need 2 say smth real fast-)

(So u want us to be dance leaders together right?)

(4 chorus I mean- lol)

(yes)

How would you know if someone DID or DIDN'T???

It was Amerika.

America.

My dad-

Ame.

My father-

I SWEAR I DIDN'T- THE 99% IS GANGING UP ON MEH- (Cartman who?)

;lol

not me being tired as hell this morning

Hahahahahaha, imagine- I had 250 milligrams of caffeine this morning!! Bc Coca-Cola!! And Monster!! :DD

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAAAAA-

Help, Rhode is on my back yelling, "CASTLE, DAD!!" I'M SO C O N F U S E D -

(No bc Ike's sayin' "CASTLE, KYLEEE!!!! C A S T L E -" Our lil joking nicknames lol but still-)

w h y -

you aren't a girl though??

My girl dinner was literally just vodka. Rest of evening is blur.

Germany had to force you home :/

D a . . .

"NOT VERY HAPPY" IS AN U N D E R S T A T E M E N T -

...Dad?

MWAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA-

I FEEL A L I V E -

Yay! Chaos!! :D

No, NOT chaos, chaos is bad-

N O - Russia I will buy you more vodka later, but for now I have to deal with him.

Fine.

DON'T RUIN THE FUN AGAIINNNN-

OHIO I WILL BEAT YOU A S S.

(Aggresive to Ohio for zero reason)

I dare you, fam-

(Doesn't take him seriously)

TRY ME BITCH *PULLS OUT A FUCKING BELT*

ALRIGHT, CALM DOWN NOW- YOU DON'T TO GO THAT FAR...

Canada, no-

*FUcking darting around his house, knocking down everything in his path-*

Proceeds to eat my girl dinner

(Me who passed out for liquor- no bc thats my job bc i'm drunk asf :33)

BUT EHY NOTTTTT

Bc :D

I have ice cream now! :D

WITHOUT involving bribery ;-;

It?s simple

Treat them like they are the only thing you have left

But I have 50- And 3 siblings- and dad- and mom- and my country- and my M O N E Y - My precious money <3

XDDDDDDDD

(HEY BTW U STILL NEED TO MAKE CANNIE'S 10 PROVINCESSS- I MADE 50 STATES-)

UHH

HELP THE VID OS GONE

U can't add vids here :/

(U can vid chat on the site i just sent u >:<)

? I CANT DO THAT WITHOUT PHYSICALLY DOWNLOADING IT

Hold on, Rhode's begging for ice cream- (Rhode island is royal at this point-)

Nope :> Suck it - Kiwi

Ame what do I do I went back to our parents house and they are fighting..

Oh, great...I dunno, man! Uhmm....Hide? I just tell them to stop-!!!!!!

I TRIED AND MOMS FREAKING OUT

WDYM SHES FREAKING OUT!?!!?!?!?!????!

SHES FREAKING OUT ???

AND IM FREAKING OUT BC SHES HAVING A PANIC ATTACK ?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?????

OH DEAR GOD-

UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I REALLY DON'T WANNA, BUT I'M ON MY WAY-

*CRIES AGGRESSIVELY THROUGH THE SCREEn*

YOULL SEE WHY IM A MOMMAS BOY WHEN YOU GET OVEAr herrrrr

*Drives aggressively and go NYOOMMM on road, shows up, and comes in-*

*you automatically hear pounding on a door to the bedroom that France is in*

?AME OH MY GOD THNAK THE LORD-? *hugs him*

(Not me giving them family trama

"HI- Alright, take me to mom!"

(Lol)

?I?m afraid to go near the door..? *he leads him to th ehallway, you automatically see England pounding on th bedroom door,&

*Takes a deep breath and whispers to Canada* "I've got this."

(Okay- whos doin' england bc this takes him-)

?You sure..? He?s uh..? *he whispers, as he couldn?t finish his sentence before America steps in* (backstory, over the years that a,Erica and Canada grew up, England became more abusive towards France)

(Uhhh.. I can probs make England..?)

(Kk-)

(lol)

*Clears throat* "Ahem. Father."

?? Yes, America.?

(And yes, I really did just disrespect him by calling him THEBRIT!!!)

"I'm calmly requesting you calm down."

(Cries in british)

?? you?ve won today France..? *he backed off the door.*

"Thank you."*Nods politely* (Wow ame's actually polite :OO)

(OMG????)

(ANERICA COUGH IN 4K BEING PROPER???)

(:OO RARE FOOTAGE!!!)

(I feel like canada would be amazed how easily america did that lol)

(OMG WEAre SO SILLY)

(Fr)

*he walks away, mumbling something, while Canada is recording America being proper*

*Turns* "Canada istg."

? >:D?

"If you text, post, or share that with ANYONE, I'm burning all of the maple syrup in the house-"

(Idea: every country has a phone case of their flag on their phone)

(Yesss)

?NO-?

(Wait ame would have the amrican flag and a rainbow flag XDD)

"Then you better keep that shit to yoself, homie."

(OMG YESSS

(Wait, that gives me an idea

(?)

(Their flag, and then their sexuality flag somewhere in the corner)

(Omg yassss- Ame is bisexual all the way-)

(Cannie's pan!!)

(I feel like Canada would either be asexual, gay, or bi.)

(Oh cool!!)

(I wanna use the states rn ;-;)

?HAHAHAHAHAHHA-?

?I need to calm down..?

"HOMIIIEEEE!!! I SWEAR TO GOD, YAHWEH, OR WHOEVER THE HELL YOU BELIEVE IN-"

??. Uh-?

(Btw, make an acc and JOINNNNN- https://here.fm/0PNvmTF1dnHuEPUWmqJU )

*out of no where puts on headphones and starts blasting virus*

"Dude, rly?"

(Also gimme ur name when u finish so i can friend u)

HAHAHAHHAAAA-

dont worry, mine are w o r s e-

No bc this website lets you have sex

i know-

I'm talking to fvcking HITLER on a fvcking site-

Poor Quebec- ;-;

Mmmmmm.....Mainnnnneeeeee- I don't wanna deal with Canada right now, please-

? M Y B A B Y

C R U S T A C E A N S -

THANK THE LORD FOR CANADA-

LEMME GO I WANNA GO 'NYOOOOMMMMM"-

No. You need rest. SIR.

I DO NOT GET TIRED-

YOU WILL TODAY! *shoves sleeping pills down throat(

Woowww, leave it to Canada, to ruin the funnnnn-

Agreed. Lammeee-

*Fvcking passes the fuck out-*

. You both shut up before I beat your ass *AHEM* W H A T

*Short Kiwi noises* But Cannie, thats child abuse and American abuse- America would murder you-

Can I just change who my dad is-?

I don't wanna be american if it means being like t h I s -

You can be c a n a d I a n

I dunno if dad would let me :(

F E E D I N T O T H E C H A O S -

YEAH!! C H A O S!

Ohio no ?????

OHIO YES!!!

AGAIN.

I WILL BEAT. YO. ASS.

*Youngest and is innocent as fuck* What is going on.......???? TnT

*GASP* 7 YEAR OLD!

Rhode, you don?t need to know..

Oki ;-;

America is happening. The inevitable. MIGHT AS WELL JOIN IN-

ALASKA NO-

EXACTLY

*Enters the room* This seems like the wrong damn place at the wrong damn time, i'm gonna go scare Quebec with crustaceans- *Backs away and insert fuck this shit i'm out-*

*Yells at the top of lungs* SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST!! *While wrestling Maryland for a cookie-*

*Bringing out the short person big voice* STATES!! Just SHUT UP for 5 SECONDS! God! Calm the hell down!

How did you do that-? you're so short-

*Deep inhale and eye twitch* T H A N K Y O U ... ALASKA.

America, please don't-

China would kick your ass ;-;

F U C K CHINA!!

Nty <3

Dad go left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right-

South Caro, your father is a HORRIBLE example..! Please...Don't follow in his footsteps...

Dad on crack is acting like Mississippi when he doesn't take his ADHD medication-

Dad go

LEFT

RIGHT

LEFT

RIGHT

LEFT

RIGHT

LEFT

RIGHT

LEFT

RIGHT

STATES! Stop supporting your father's bad influence, irresponsibility, and stupidity!

Oh dear lord, I'm so sorry about them, they support stupidity-

Yeah, I can T E L L -

YALL IM HERE!! *grabs america*

You're paying for my therapy.

Fair enough

HELP NOT MY EYEBROWS

Yeah =>=

Whatever

Don't give a fuck

Never will-

FUCKING RED PINEAPPLES AND PURPLE DANCING MEN, E V E R Y W H E R E-

Alright, all 50 states, with the exception of Alaska and maybe Texas because they're the 2 oldest and Alaska can stay with Canada, Texas'll be off God knows where- Y'all are all coming with me!

Oh-okay-..

Yeah- Your keeping Alaska-

Because, either keep Alaska, or deal with................Confident crackhead-

HAHAHAHAHAHAA- I WILL TAKE ALL OF EUROPE-

Not over my dead body, you won't,

Hahahahaha. ~IT'S TIME TO PLAY....WHO STOLE THE D R U G S ?~

~Was it me..?~

~Was it me?~

~It was d a d -~

FUCKING PINK F A I R I E S EVERYWHERE- (#YouGetTheJoke-)

(Yes I do) ?AME NO-?

(No bc drunk / on drugs America is life)

HAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA-

(yes omg)

Canada help dad's gone rouge and is planning to take over Eurasia now-

THAT'S A LOT OF LAND-

Uhm?

Oh dear God, dad, A G A I N ?

AGAIN!? DAD'S DONE THIS BEFORE!?

U n f o r t u n a t e l y .

(RUSSIAN FLAG ON MY CHEEKKK <33)

Help wanted to put me upside down ?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA- it put bitch upside down-

(I cosplayed as russia help- ill post it on my russia account-)

I'm sorry...WHO'S GONNA WHAT???

Hello Ari...

Dad...? No...

I suggest you don't come out of your h o u s e :)

Dad, please live Zona's land alone....I promise I'll stop letting my gators loose and i'll stop biting people if you DO NOT burn Arizona....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...............Nuh uh.

(I'm about to pass out. cya at like 12-1-3 AM people- GOOD N O G H T -)

Oh lord..

(Ended up sleeping until now- fuck.)

I'm just gonna like- Dad please don't- Mmmmm........................................ I'll get Japan to send your more imports of better technology?

Does that mean more durability?

I-Ugh....Yes. Just please don't abuse it to oblivion?

Alrighttt...Fine... I won't burn Arizonaaa.

Oh dear lord, THANK YOU-

Oh my god I love you so much Washi-

Ohio, what the..?

Slay

Once upon a not-so-special day, in the mystical land of Broccoli Forest, there lived a family of spoons. The Spoon Mom and Spoon Dad had just welcomed a tiny teaspoon into their shiny, metallic world. However, Spoon Mom was overly protective and declared, "No, it's my teaspoon!" But Spoon Dad, in a moment of absurdity, attempted to scoop up the baby spoon thinking it was soup. To everyone's surprise, the baby teaspoon had a miniature rocket launcher tucked beneath its handle. Upon its deployment, Spoon Dad transformed into a series of small, shiny spoon fragments, necessitating a proper container for a spoon funeral. The dilemma arose when the only casket available was a thimble, far too petite for Spoon Dad's fragmented remains. Thus, a decision was made to use a teapot instead, an oversized monument by spoon standards. However, fitting the teapot into their pantry mausoleum proved impossible. As a solution deemed both genius and pointless by the spoon community, Spoon Dad, now in his teapot casket, was hoisted atop a kitchen shelf, becoming an eternal guardian of the Broccoli Forest. This teapot was no ordinary teapot; it became a symbol of absurdity and a reminder of the day when protective instincts led to spoon fragmentation and rocket launches in a peaceful kitchen drawer. And so, Spoon Dad watched over the spoonful denizens of Broccoli Forest from his lofty perch, a metallic sentinel in a realm where teaspoons wield rocket launchers, and teapots serve as noble resting places. UwU

I regret living.

... please control your kids..

How are yours so calm and peaceful and get along!?

? because they are descendants of Canada! Plus, the people are really nice!!

Of course you would say some dumb shit like that.

Yyyyyyes??

Whats the temp in ur territory?

....Mmmm....36 degrees Fahrenheit?

Oh dear god-

Btw do you know where Ari and Flor are?

Mmmm...they went to Hawaii's territory I think..?

Snitch!

We've been caught-

YOU TWO! Home. Now.

I'll deal with you 2 when I get home.

Right now I'm supplying my military!

Hahahaha L

I brought all 50 of them- (THAT TOOK ME LITERALLY 7 HOURS-)

Can someone tell me why Florida yelled out "RATHER BE HOT THAN HOT AND SINGLE-" in the middle of class, and Arizona proceeded to go on a chaos rampage with him?

Because the warm states are idiots!

RUDE- No because they're crackheads-

I dunno?

Wonderful answers! All of you!

Except, alaska, yours had 1 flaw. With the countries, Philippines is warm, but they're the most innocent being on earth. They are pure and kind and nice and stuff.

But other than that, good job children!

why did you loose the earring..

I told you, n o p r o m i s e s

come on ame..

What do you expect? Have you s e e n my room? LET ALONE MY COUNTRY-

that's it, I'm cleaning your room.

N O - CANADA I SWEAR- PLEASE DON'T-

IT NEEDS CLEANING!!!!

I KNOW, BUT THAT'S MY SPACCCEEEE-

>:(

what number did you get??

none yet

1

AAAHHH NOO IM 5

oh crap hold on-

OHHH I HATE THIS SM

=>= I got bothered for answers ;-; I'M NOT EVEN SMART-

Sweeeeet home Alabammaaa-

Hello-

Eeee!!! It's gonna be 78 degrees today!! YAY!!!

MY NAME IS PRONOUNCED, "ARE-CAN-SAW"!! NOT "ARE-CAN-S A S"!!!

CALIFORNIA- IS NICE TO THE HOMELESS!!!

Why did the creators of South Park choose to put the scene in my land??

Hahahahahaha, I have no point but here I ammmm- Hhahhahahahhaaaaa-

People always think 'dela-hardware' when spelling my name ;-;

SCAWRY ALLIGATOR RAWRRRR!!! Someone threw an alligator at an employee at a drive through to pay them and drove away :3 I love my land so much X3

It could be freezing cold today, burning hot tomorrow, and rainy for the next week after, and we WON'T BAT AN EYE-

We're mostly tropical temperatures and TROPICAL STORMMMSS- We have as many tropical storms as Florida has hurricanes!

Hello-. Dad, why do you have a travel guide for my land in your room?

I got eagle wings like dad <33 We also made coca-cola in Chicago <3

Dad, why am I called Indiana if I'm not actually Indian and my people aren't ethnically Indian-??

Why are we still here...Just to suffer-

We produce so much wheat it's psychotic-

I got a new cardinal!! :DD

I have wings too! But everyone thinks they're stupid ;w;

Hehehhehehehehhehe, I like annoying Quebec >:>

We're so cool, and it's stupid we're the free state dad, because all of America is free, because America is all about freedom for all!

I'm here.

Hiiiii-

Hey you allll!! Snowin' down here!!! Wisconsin, Alaska, is y'all seein' dis??

M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i

This sucks.

Lighten up Misso! Or as I call ya', MisERy!

It's raining. Again. Wow.

Life sucks. I'm staying in my room for the rest of the day again. Don't any of you fucking dare to come, break me out, force me out, trick me out, or in any way, shape, or form, TRY or even ATTEMPT to get me out. Thank you and goodbye.

I am present-

Yo watsup-

ahahhahaha, you're all lame-

YO, WHAT IS GOIN' ONNNN!!! FAM, I'M BACK WITH ANOTHER VIDEO-

I am SOUTH CAROLINA!!! Not NORTH CAROLINA!! get it right!!

Damn imagine mocking ur sibling- Lol South Dakota would have been like "Ughh, I'm SOUH DAKOTAAAAAAAA, NOT NOOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTTHHHHH-" lol. Yo, North Carolina, txt me so we can mock our sibs lol.

Open the noor-

NO- Uhm, Hi- ????? Yah.

THE BRIGHT KID HAS A R R I V E D -

I raise cattle-

I MAY BE TINY, BUT I FOUGHT A L A S K A, AND HE'S THE TALLEST OF US, AND I WON!!

OH MY GAWD, NORTH CAROLINA, THE AUDACITYYYY- </3

I'm with S.C., North Dakota, ugh, I wouldn't say that!!!!11

HOWDY DO Y'ALL-

Hello- I don't- Hi-

Utah, are you okay? Like, mentally?

I don't think he is-

I'M THE CAPITAL STATE, WHAT UP-

Hey people ;v;

Hi WV! :D Florida went to school just now with bandaids all over him and i'm concerned-

He got into a fight with a country =>=

COOL! CUT, ALL 50 STATES IN TACT!! KEWLLL!!

My children work <3 Also, FLorida, you wha-?

Yeah, sry dad- I kinda got into a bit of a "disagreement" with Martial Law...

FL...What did you do?

I'll explain this in words you can't understand! Or maybe you can idk. I angry. Martial Law provoke me. I big mad. I alligator. I own alligator. I bite. Alligator bite. I bitee arm. Pet Gator bite leg. We win arguement. I get minor hurt. Martial Law big ouch.

Yeah, if ML came back, because I know spirits can do that, they can't do anything to the living though, I would know from USSR and Third Reich, but still, good on you, Martial Law sucked anyway-

.... I was gone for one day-

Hhahahahhahaaaa-

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA- ALL 50 OF THEM-

(Ma'am I am WROKING ON ALL 50 STATEHUMANS-) "Yo wut up-"

i am dying ?

Cool-

I like 1 cat, my stuffed cats <3

Rather, my lip and my leg is dying.

cool

I'm mentally dying- :)

AE 2 PERCENT]

(oof tell mt whi- still imagine L-)

*cries bc got sent out.*

Cannie, I saw u, h o w ?

Also I just fake cried to get my way and it worked-

hehehehehe

I just- I got blamed ;-;

Damnnn, imagine-

Man I miss Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Jersey, New Hampshire, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming ;-; (I SAT HERE AND TYPED ALL FIFTY STATES AND COUNTED THEM LOL)

(Btw I have the urge to make North Korea-)

i miss uki

Of course you do.

i havent seen him in a while- OH GOD WHAT IF RUSSIA BOMBED HIM AGAIN???

Canada, calm down. Ukraine's survived this long- It's just a bit of sibling rivalry! It'll be fineee.

(POV: You have an obsession with Countryhumans North Korea for absolutely no reason and cannot hold back)

ae)

gg, sciencing)

(kk)

back)

(K)

*humming i cant decide*

"Why are you- M."

"I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold-"

(Bathroom break-)

*gives bianket*

(Back) Thanks.

no problem!!

*Checks phone and just evil grin*

hm?

Twitter's bein' real chaotic!

lemme see....

Why?

bc.. i wanna know

AE 3 MINUTES LEFT)

see ya)

*Shows him literally riots, fires, and other shit happening....IN AMERICA-*

(Kk)

(I'm packed up lols)

(Here from healtthhhh-)

Yooo wus good homieeee

(2day we r in canada bc its cold lol)

CANDAAAAAAAAA- I'm collldd ;-;

Ahh!! Sending jackets!!!

Ahh!! Sending jackets!!!

*hands h8m his ushanka*

AAAAAHH THE BUS IS ON FIRE!!!

it was a drill ;-;

ame???

WHFPF SUS JYL DY

wnhag

what is Going on

My keyboard decided to switch the letters around

wtf-

My NATO hoodie can't handle this amount of colllldddd ;-;

awww... poor you [sad face]

Why ur land so cold man???

uhhh... cause i like cold..

W h y ???

I would give ANYTHING to be in Arizona ;-;

75 degrees in Arizona right now.

CRIES

(Oh hiya ur back.)

(that was a joke. Oh hiya. Ohio-)

(Say it outloud-)

(Yes) *you just hear money green faintly blasting through the walls.*

(hehehe energy lol-)

(Nah bc ame just; wtf-) "What the hell...?" *Curious mf-*

*just singing along.*

?MONEY MONEY GREEN GREEN-?

*Fucking walks in* "Cannie, whatchya doinnnn'?"

?AH! AME! UHHH- nothing??? *gives him a nervous smile as he turns off the radio.*

*Just smirking evilly* "Hahaha." *Doesn't rly care* "Just know, when dad gets home, you should probably turn it off. He wouldn't appreciate Odetari's amount of cussing and sexual reference!"

?Yeah.. god.. ?

"Bitch, i listen to Eminem, D-12, and GHOSTMANE. You ain't heard NOTHIN' until you hear my car pullin' up in the driveway, house be fuckin' shaking from my car OUTSIDE!"

?? I miss Uki. (Ukraine)

"Damn. Imagine dating. L."

?? D-12..? Who?s D-12??

"D-12? MAN, YOU REALLY HAVE NO STYLE."

(Says the one wearing a NATO hoodie, shades, and ripped jeans with black sketchers-)

??I listen to a lot of different things, okay..??

"I listen to screamo."

?Screamo???

"The songs where they scream as loud as humanly possible!" :D

"I also listen to, like, rap. Hip hop. I dunno, partly rock."

?Wh- im only listening to retro, weird core songs, cause they kinda sound good, and also the mean girls songs :)?

"Damn. Dad would be disappointed."

(*LE GASP* I SHOULD MAKE AN ACC FOR MY SELF INSERTTTTT!!!!)

?What.. well.. you know me, I wasn?t? too fond of father.? (M A M A B O Y )

(Fr-) "Yeah, you look up to yo' baguette obsessed 'Oui oui' ass mother."

?? don?t speak about mama like that.. she?s really nice.. plus, some French is really cool!?

"I like greek better. And Hebrew, thats fun to learn. And...Hm....I mean, german words are just jokes. I mean, birth control pill in german is antibabypille. True lol"

?? yeah?? *having detachments issues bc he seriously misses uki*

"Do you miss them that bad?"

?Yeah.. ??

"Fam....You need to learn to not care."

*sits on bed.*

"Like just, say 'L, imagine' and walk away-"

?.. that?s my lover, ame.. I care about them like I care about you..!?

*Slightly heartwarmed* "You care about me..?"

?Of course I do!! your my brother!?

*That's the first time anyone's actually said that to him directly so he didn't think they did* "Oh my god...."

*hugs america*

*Is about to have happy tears* "I love you, bro" <3 (Awe, sibling moment-)

?Love you too, fr?re.? (Means brother in French bc yes ?)

(My evil a just wants to ruin it with thanatos-)

(THANOS XDD No thanatos-)

(No, just no)

(XDDDDDDD No to what XDDD)

(DO NOT RUIN THIS PRECIOUS MOMENT

(EHHEEHEHEHEHE finnnnneee) "I still want an increase in the amount of lumber you send us though." *He said that in a, i love you so much, because i want something-, tone- hes still hugging canada tho-*

?Fine, I?ll bring a bit more, but, just because I?m your brother.?

"Yay <3 I love you alittle more now <3. But not more than I love California <3"

?Okay- well.. fair enough.?

(AHahhahahahahahahahah I love that- XDD)

?? hey ame??

"yes, Cannie?"

?What would you do if I got us a puppy.?

"As long as it's not a cat."

?Why..are you allergic, or just.. bad backstory??

"I hate cats. So fucking much. Part of the reason I wear shades!"

?Well, puppies are 10x nicer. They?re kinda like me, depending on how you raise em.?

"Cool. Fine by me. And i'm sure Kiwi and Aussie wouldn't care because they have snakes, spiders, and their insects, so they like animals. Idk bout dad, but he can suck it."

?Doesn?t father have birds stuck in the Eiffel Tower..??

"Yeah true."

?I feel bad for those poor birds, they?re starving, and slowly dying..?

"all i can think about right now, is dad has a guitar collection."

??he has a what.?

"A guitar collection."

?? I can?t believe it.. our father, England, owns a guitar collection.?

"Mmmmmmmm, yep."

?I? I-i don?t know what to say..?

"I only know because one time that son of a gun stole my Coca-Colaaaaaaa!!!!!! Chicago was the main motivator for that."

?It?s like how I have a collection you don?t know..?

"What collection."

??. You don?t needa-?

(Cutoff)

?You don?t gotta know-?

(Sry was doin things-)

"I have a collection no one knows about too, so that's fair."

(It?s okay) ?you don?t have to know-?

"Yep." (CAN I BRING MY BBYYYY??????? Bc i haven't made up her meeting cannie 4 the first time, so I want it 2 be the first timmemee-)

(Sure!)

(YYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAAYAY ILY SMMMMM- as friend lol-)

(Ik

( I?m so tired l

(yay hiiii-) *Knocks on the door politely-* (Ame's gonna call her in before cannie replies,)

"Oh! And theres someone I want you to meet!" *Opens door to reveal Thanatos-*

????

?What -?

?Oh..?

"Gei? sou..!" (Hello in greek btw-)

(Geia*)

(Geia sou.)

?Salutations.?

(SALUTATIONS SIR, MAY I PLEASE ENTER-) "...............................Yeah..........." *Shyness kicks in and fidgets with star of david necklace-* (SHE'S CHEWING ON THE CHAIN TO IT-)

(Oh and btw, not, Thanatos doesn't have her wings or halo out.)

(NOTE*)

(I'm on a crack crash. Ame and Cannie tomorrow? Or any other Ideas-?)

(Just list them here if u come back.)

(If u have any. or just simpily say yes for ame and cannie-)

*Timeskip they at their house bc yes and Canada isn't in the mood because it's raining* "Fam, you aight?"

*Spawns-* "Whats going ooo....Oh. I forgot Canada hates rain."

"Yeah, and Georgia's not feeling too peachy."

*quite literally suffering.*

"Pfft....Cannie, it's not that bad."

?Yes it is..? :<

"We haven't had rain, snow, sleet, hail, or any OTHER form of precipitation for, like, 4 months? 5?"

"Shut up shortass, no one asked."

?? it?s still bad..?

?Be nice, Ami.. please..??

"I- Ugh, well, I don't know how to stop New York from bothering Georgia..! That's why it's raining..! The weather's based off of their moods. Georgia's not great right now. And also, NEVER!!"

"Dude, i'm the youngest here, DAMN RIGHT I'M THE SHORTEST! Thanks CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!"

?Maybe I can?t talk them out of it..? You know they love me..?

"yeah, but still. Also, ALASKA CALLED YOU DAD EARLIER WHEN TALKING TO ME ABOUT YOOOUUU!!" TnT

?? but im the uncle..?

"I KNOOOOWWW- ;-; you stole my child ;-; Alaska also looks up to you, but still-"

?I-I didn?t mean to.. you should be more experienced.. you have more kids, after all??

*Out of nowhere has a coughing fit and is just, 0 lung capacity* "DEAR GOD- FUCK-" (UGH MY COUGHING IS WHEEZINNGGG I CAN'T B R E A T H E !!!)

*always has a backup inhaler, and gives it to him* (GO GRAB YOUR INHALER GODDAMNIT)

(I'M TRYYIIINNNNGGGG-) *Fucking just uses it and is cured* "*2 coughs* Dear god...I hate....My lungs..."

(Shiut pretend ame acc bc forgot-)

(Not my boyfriend flirting with me while I?m doing this)

?M-maybe Theres a cure.. or something..??

(Afk)

"Cannie, theres not a cure to asthma. I wish there was." (Kk and lol)

?WAHHHHH.. I don?t want you to die!!!? *he runs up and hugs anerica*

"I'm not gonna die, Cannie. I just have a very bad lung capacity that makes me cough. Calm down."

*sniff* ?really..??

"Yes. Calm down, would ya'?"

?Okay.. Sorry..? *such an over sensitive gentle giant.*

"Now dude, get off of me. You're gonna crush me."

?Sorry?? *he lets go.*

"Thank you." *AMERICA SAID THANK YOU!? WOW- HE LEARNED A NEW PHRASE :O*

?Aawh,.. so you do listen to what I say? :)?

"Maybe..." *Out of nowhere feels like being extremely overly dramatic and complains about everything* "I'm tired, i'm cold, i'm hungry, my feet hurt, i'm hot, it's too loud, i'm bored-"

? D: DO YOU NEED A BLANKET?? WHAT TYPE OF FOOD, ILL CARRY YOU!!? *worried brother that thinks that tries to make America happy*

"Ame, stop being dramatic!! Canada, STOP CARING-"

"Fuck you kiwi!"

?? but why..? D:?

"Because, you're too vulnerable, and one day, someone's going to take advantage of that, Cannie!"

*hides behind America.*

*Sassy bitch just rolls eyes* "You're so dependant on Ame!"

?NO IM NOT D:?

"You're dependent on Aussie!!"

"I AM NOT DEPENDENT ON AUSSIE. Also, Canada, you are a 5'(5'what ever bc braindead) tall male whos the oldest of all of us and your hiding...Behind, HIM-"

?? I?m just.. not..? *becoming insecure.*

"Cannie, calm down, she's just being sassy. Shortie, he just is...Innocent, leave the poor child alone..! He got rained on earlier, he hates rain, he misses snow, just leave him be-"

*hugging America from behind, but not toppling him over.*

"Well good thing we're going to your territory tomorrow, Cannie!"

*Just gives Canada a, 'you're proving her right, you know?' look.*

?You are!? oh, lemme show you around!! please..?? *he says, hopping out from behind America, seeming excited.*

?Oh- i mean uhm- AHEM? *he suddenly becomes more formal.*

"sorry, GIVE ME TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE STATES, THEN I'LL COME TO CANADA'S TERRITORY. HELL NO- FOR GODS SAKES, I DON'T EVEN GO TO ALASKA!"

(I'm making a Georgia acc bc yes-)

? ? ? *suddenly very silent.*

*Spawns* "Hiya!"

*Le gasp* "GEOOOOOOOOO!!!"

?Oh! Hi Gia!? *he waves a bit.*

*Just runs over and hugs Georgia, but is on knees because child-*

? aw :) ?

*Gasps and runs out of America's grasp* "UNCLE CANADAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" *Is so fucking happy* "HIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!"

?Ah- hello <:D? *he said calmly, as Georgia ran up and hugged him, almost toppling him over*

"I love you so muchhhh!!!!!!"

(welp, going for 50 states now. What state should just spawn up next-??)

?Love you too, Gia.? *he said, as he gently pat her head.*

"Also, sorry for making it rain earlier...! I was a bit upset..! New York was bothering me....."

?Aww.. it?s okay honey, just try to stay calm, alright??

"Mhm! Oki! I get pretty emotional during spring..!"

)I make new urk-)

?Oh, I didn?t even know it was spring.. I haven?t even checked my land, or my people.. by the way, when you go to my land, it?s pretty green and vibrant. It looks pretty cool! :D?

*Shows up outta nowhere and just spawning behind Canada.* "Sup assholes!"

*gets scared easily and jumps behind America, AGAIN.*

"HAHAHAHHAHHAAAAA-"

?? shush..? <:[

"Nyyy!! Why are you so rudddee!! Go awayyy!!!!" *Feels bad for Canada* "Uncle Canada? Are you okay?"

*sigh* ?I?m fine, Gia, ny?s just being rude.?

"Haha. Suck it up!"

"That one's chaos."

?New York of America, I will not stand for you being so rude.? *uh oh New Yorks In trouble*

*Realizes they're in trouble* "Come on Canada! Lighten up..! Twas just a jokeee!!"

?.. fine, but this is your only warning. Or else you?re grounded.? *he leaned down a bit, as he crossed his arms, he was looking New York straight in the eye, making him all the more intimidating.*

*looks down, eyes wide, trying to avoid eye contact* "*Sigh* Yes Canada...."

?Good.? *he said, as he stood up upright again. He looked a bit sassy with his eyes closed.*

"H-HOW DID THEY LISTEN TO YOU!? HOW????"

? because? well, I can be intimidating when I wanna..?

"Yeah, no duh, but they wouldn't listen to ME!! I'm intimidatinggg!!"

?You just.. have to learn how to do it the right way.. I think.?

(Brb gotta take a shower.)

(kk)

"Canada- I thought you were all polite, and shy, and shit??"

?? well, I just.. have a look that scares the death out of people..?

"Everyone says I look stupid-"

?..I think it?s the shades..?

*Jaw drops and hand against chest* "The audacity! My shades are the best thing to ever exist in my stars and stripes eagle star spangled banner riots and fires pledge of allegiance land!"

?? well, you need to learn how to look at people with a certain look that scares them. For example, since you have shades-? *he pulls out a fake pair of shades, and puts them on, he bends down, and slightly pulls them down, giving him a menacing look in the process, he was looking right at him too.*

"Oh god, man, you're good at that- We all have talents. YOURS IS BEING SCARY," (Ima get on my rus acc bc yes-)

?Yeah- you have to learn it..?

*Also spawns because of America just texting him* "The hell is going on?"

?Ah! RUSSIA! Hi! :)? *waves*

"?????? Canada."

(Hello* wtf-)

(I have zero reason why, but I think Canada looks up to Russia.) ?hm??

(He would lol and they both cold af lol- Russia's also tall ASF so he's 6'11-) "you're short."

? no I?m not.. you?re just.. tall.?

"Hi Ruskkiiiii!!"

*Noises of annoyance to America* "No. Not you. Go away."

? ? ? *doesn?t know what to do.*

"Whatttt?? Ya' mad at me or somethinnn'??"

"I'm gonna need 20 shots of vodka after this....Amerika, you've bothered me to the point I don't even know HOW to feel about you-"

?Russia.. he?s my brother.. please???? *gives him puppy eyes even he can?t resist.*

"I-Uh...Fine..."

?Yay!?

*Also shows up bc yay the cold bbys r 2gether!!* "Hei."

?A- where are you guys coming from!??

"The void. THE FIRING PITS OF HELL- Why?"

(Not you stealing my lines) ?ah- uh..?

(No u said, "The void. The absolute firing pits of alone darkness. Why?" I said hell X3 Haha, you know what'd be funny? If you made Ukraine. Haha. and Russia's just 'not you- hello....sibling-' bc ukraine's genderfluid but russia and ukraine are siblings lol- ITS ALL A GAME OF SIBLING RIVALRY-) "Mmhm. I miss Estonia..."

(AE I NEED TO SEARCH up UKRAINES PERSONALITY

(lol- https://countryhumans.miraheze.org/wiki/Ukraine)

(Back)

(Interesting)

(?)

(Yeah, he looked like a subtle country and rock guy,)

(Lol)

(Idk if I should make him now or not.)

(I mean, sure-??)

(Sry had to smoke rq-)

(I?ll try if it lets me)

(Lol kk)

(Back

?WSP BRO!?

(History happy face :))

"Oh dear god, not you."

*he hugs Russia.* (why is Ukraine and Canada a ship ?

(Why is Finland and Canada a ship-???) "Get. Off. Of. Me."

?You?re not happy to see me, bro?? ahaha!?

"*deep inhale* I swear to fucking god I will send another nuke to your territory."

?Ahah- okay.. okay..? *he gets off of him*

*Just stares down controversially* "By the way, why is your military so weak? We're winning this war so hard!"

??. Cmon bro, why can?t we be like Canada and America? theyre having a good time!?

"They're weak. An-" (Ima interrupt myself)

??THEY ARENT WEAK, RUSSIA. AMERICA HAS THE BIGGEST ARMY IVE EVER SEEN, AND CANADA HAS PROTECTION! Sure, you have nuclear weapons, and I may have nothing, but atleast my kids aren?t aggressive.?

*Just spawns behind them* ""WEAK!? AHHAHHHAHAHAAAAA- Bitch, I won WW2, helped South korea push the Korean War to a stalemate, won the vietnam war, Won our independence from the British Monarch in 1803, and helped out in WW1! We only joined WW2 because of Imperial Japan bombing Pearl Harbor. We're the biggest political superpower, so don't even get me...STARTED!!"

"..............................................oh."

*he soon steps on as well* ?listen Russia. Me, and my brother may seem like helpless little idiots until you see that we are children of two of the most powerful countries, not only that, but the miniguns and hand grenades are quite of power, I know I am small but me and my flock, were quite powerful.? *he said, as he grabbed russia by the collar of his shirt, and staring him dead in the eyes, as he gave him dagger eyes.*

*Immediate fear* "Yeah, okay....Uh...." *Nervous as all fuck and quite literally avoiding eye contact*

?You may be taller than me, you may seem intimidating, But you will realize who has power.? *he aggressively lets go, it almost throws him on the ground.* ?DO YOU UNDERSTAND!??

"Gah! Yeah! Alright! Sorry..! Jesus..."

?Good.? *he put his hands behind his back, walking away.*

*he automatically goes back behind America.*

*Is just like, 'well. uhhhh- yeah. might as well happen.'*

"And this, Russia, is why I have told you, time and time again, to never mess with Canada, but 'nooo!" you had to go prove a point. look where that got ya'."